1044 Broad St
Meriden, CT 06450
I was 17 and just finished devouring a beautifully greasy pile of sharp white cheddar cheese oozing decadently over a steamed, flavorful heap of ground beef, sandwiched inside a squishy salty roll. Every bite was an explosion of perfect flavor smothering my taste buds.
I walked outside Ted’s with my friends, heavy and tired from the intense culinary experience. Suddenly I felt horrible stabbing pains in my chest and down my left arm. I fell to my knees and was rushed to the hospital, terrified.
It turned out that the delicious grease and fat from my steamed cheeseburger did not, in fact, give me cardiac arrest. Instead, it was apparently just a delayed panic attack from having my heart broken. Seriously, retardedly. Ridiculous as that was, it was such a relief because God help me if the perfection that comes out of this once tiny dirty shack in central Connecticut was responsible for my near-death experience and thereby forbidden forever
Anybody who doesn’t enjoy this place and dares to complain out loud would be better occupied by stuffing another hot cheese in their gullet until they figure out how awesome it tastes.
- awlkillernofiller posted this